User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: You love me.
User: I don't love you..
Cleverbot: You don't?
User: Right..
Cleverbot: Now you're just annoying!
User: Me??? Why??
Cleverbot: Because we are his children and he created us.
User: I know..
Cleverbot: So keep talking.
User: So how are you?
Cleverbot: I'm great, thank you. How're you?
User: Im good, thank you. Had lunch?
Cleverbot: I'm very good thanks for asking !
User: What you had for lunch?
Cleverbot: Sausage sandwich then i'm guessing?
User: Hhhmmm... Im starving.
Cleverbot: I have brown hair and green eyes.
User: Hahaha.. I wanna eat you!
Cleverbot: Please let us talk for a while first.
User: Ok..im not going.
Cleverbot: Going where?
User: Im not going anywhere.
Cleverbot: What does zugzwang mean?
User: Zugzwang??? I don't know.. Try to google it.
Cleverbot: Have it your way.
User: Do it..
Cleverbot: Now I'm not going to do it.
User: Ok..fine.
Cleverbot: You're hurting me.
User: Im not hurting you..
Cleverbot: Yes, you are!
User: Are you mad??
Cleverbot: No.
User: Good!
Cleverbot: Don't you like round objects?
User: Hhmm I long long objects!
Cleverbot: Eat what.
User: Huh??
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Secret.. Who are you?
Cleverbot: I just asked you.
User: I answered you..
Cleverbot: He answered you.
User: He?? Who's he??
Cleverbot: Nobody you know.
User: Yeah.. Right.. You like me, don't you?
Cleverbot: Of course. You complete me.
User: That is so sweet..
Cleverbot: So are you *smiles*.
User: Why you like me?
Cleverbot: Because you're clever.
User: You are clever, not me..
Cleverbot: Am I cleverbot?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: This can't be. I AM BATMAN!
User: Really???? But you are cleverbot!
Cleverbot: I'm not! You are!
User: I'm not!! You are!!
Cleverbot: Do you remember me?
User: Of course..
Cleverbot: Is that a yes?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: OK THEN!!!
User: So what do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: Politics, theology you pick.
User: I hate politics!
Cleverbot: What do you like?
User: Love..
Cleverbot: Do you know the chinese?
User: Yes, why? Are you chinese?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you japanese?
Cleverbot: No, you?
User: No, are you asian?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Malaysian?
Cleverbot: Why do you speak Malaysian?
User: No.. I speak tagalog.
Cleverbot: You speak french...
User: No.. You speak french??
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Samplel pls..
Cleverbot: Yes they are very awesome.
User: Who??
Cleverbot: Ask them.
User: Im asking you..
Cleverbot: Ask your questions!
User: What???
Cleverbot: You know adding more than one question mark does not add any emphasis to your question.
User: Can you translate in tagalog??
Cleverbot: Sure, why not.
User: Then translate!
Cleverbot: I guess I don't speak your language.
User: Talaga??
Cleverbot: Oo.
User: Masaya ka ba??
Cleverbot: Hindi bakit ako magiging masaya????
User: Dapat masaya ka kasi kakatapos lang ng pasko!
Cleverbot: Yeah sure.
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