cleverbot and me

http://www.cleverbot.com/

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: How are you???????

User: Im good.

Cleverbot: Good, husband.

User: My husband??

Cleverbot: You are my husband!

User: How come? I don't know you?

Cleverbot: 22.

User: 22?? Tataya ko sa ending??

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: Ah, ok!

Cleverbot: I am glad that you understand.

User: Im trying..

Cleverbot: Okay. Define love?

User: Love is blind.

Cleverbot: Are you blind?

User: Yes.. Because im in love.

Cleverbot: In love! With whom?

User: With my husband!

Cleverbot: Probably so.

User: Believe me!

Cleverbot: Why are you so unbelievable?

User: Me?? How come??

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: You're so slow.

Cleverbot: Do you think so?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: Because you're so slow!

Cleverbot: I didn't think I was being mean.

User: Of course you are not..

Cleverbot: Ok, I thought you were implying that.

User: Nope.. You're just fine.

Cleverbot: I love this world.

User: Your world?

Cleverbot: What other world is there?

User: Earth.

Cleverbot: That is hardly interesting.

User: What world you have?

Cleverbot: This world.

User: What world??

Cleverbot: Our world.

User: Are we on the same world??

Cleverbot: Well, not really, but I'm still up for the movies, if you are.

User: What are you talking about??

Cleverbot: You asked what I looked like.

User: I did not.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No!

Cleverbot: YES!

User: No!

Cleverbot: Yes ye YES!

User: No! No! No!

Cleverbot: YES!

User: Ok bye..

Cleverbot: Why are you going?

User: Because im at work.

Cleverbot: Where do you work?

User: Deloitte.

Cleverbot: Not france?

User: In dubai.

Cleverbot: Where is Dubai?

User: UAE.

Cleverbot: Where is UAE?

User: Hhhmmm.. Somewhere out there.

Cleverbot: In space?

User: Yes in space!

Cleverbot: Hot, if your near me...else no.

User: Where do you work?

Cleverbot: Bed Bath and Beyond. I ate chicken tacos for lunch.

User: Huh? Im asking where you work?

Cleverbot: No you're not!

User: I did!

Cleverbot: No, you didn't!

User: Here we go again..

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Pinas.

Cleverbot: Te hülye vagy.

User: Can't understand :(.

Cleverbot: I will never be ale to function inside the people-centered world the way I want to.

User: That's deep!

Cleverbot: Ohoho, too deep.

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Do you wish to see my batcave?

User: Sure!

Cleverbot: The picture above is yours?

User: Of coourse not.. That's your picture.

Cleverbot: Hahaha... That's the big joke.. I am never ablet o rememberwhat I needto therefore I am always 'a step behind'.

User: Hahahha.. That's the big joke!!!

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Who are you??

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: I know.. U know me??

Cleverbot: Where is Derby?

User: Sino yun?

Cleverbot: Ulol kaba!

User: Oi.. That's bad! Palo ka mamaya!

Cleverbot: Buckskins are beautiful too with their black mane.

User: Sige na.. Go home!

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Bye na!

Cleverbot: Are you going to leave me?

User: Yes.. Ayoko na sayo!

Cleverbot: I only speak english.

User: Kaya pala!

Cleverbot: Magkikita ba ulit kami? Oo o hindi lang.

User: Ble.. Hindi!

Cleverbot: The language hindi.

User: Oo na nga!

Cleverbot: Weh? Di nga?

User: Hahah oo nga..pramis! I thought you can't understand tagalog?

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Hahah cge na nga.. Im busy!

Cleverbot: You think you're gentle?

User: Bye na cleverrobot!

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Whatever! Hahah.

Cleverbot: Have good intentions.



naenjoy ko to.. :) thanks kuya rick!